This just in: I am thinking of writing a biography on Donald Trump. Here is my outline of chapters by title. What do you think?
- That time Trump’s dad hired him as a consultant before he (Donald) had entered puberty as a way to avoid inheritance taxes.
- The time Trump bought a casino and actually when bankrupt.
- That time Trump university was shut down and fined for fraud.
- That time Trump airline, vodka and steaks when kaput.
- That time Trump committed adultery on 3 different wives.
- That time on the debate stage when Trump claimed to have a big penis.
- That time Trump organization was fined for discrimination.
- That time Trump was accused of sexual misconduct by more than a dozen women.
- That time Trump said it was okay to “grab them by the pussy” so long as you are famous.
- That time Trump’s charitable foundation was found to nothing more than a family piggy bank.
- That time Trump became president after losing the popular vote.
- That time Trump was found to have colluded with Russia to win the presidency.
- That time racists killed a person at a riot and Trump claimed there were good people on both sides.
- That time Trump wanted to quit NATO.
- That time Trump offered to let Putin interrogate Americans
- That time Trump let Turkey run over our Kurdish allies
- That time Trump was impeached.
- That time Trump became the first president to be impeached twice.
- That time when Trump lied more than 30,000 times in 4 years.
- That time Trump tried to get Republicans to overturn the will of the people and make him president again. (aka the Failed Coup)
- That time Trump claimed he won the election but was unable to provide any evidence in more than 70 court filings to justify his claims.
- That time Trump threw nearly everyone in his circle under the bus.
- That time Trump corruptly pardoned those that helped him be corrupt.
- That time Trump admired his daughter’s breasts.
- That time Trump cheated at golf, over and over and over.
- That time Trump tried to get his failing golf course selected for a G20 meeting.
- That time Trump allowed COVID to kill more than 150,000 Americans through inaction.
- That time Trump was investigated for trying to manipulate the vote in Georgia.
- That time Trump was investigated because of his company’s history of financial misdeeds.
- That time he incited a crowd to storm the capital
- That time he went to jail and married a 300lb Arian brother.
Still in the early stages but I think this could be a best seller.
Time to save the world.
Up, up and away…
Jim