The Turkey is Done

Posted on December 5, 2018 by admin

This just in: For Thanksgiving, I always buy a turkey that has one of those little pop-out indicators; the thing that pops out when the internal temperature indicates that the turkey is done.

I think that if you look closely at Trump these days, you might see one of these sticking out of his ass.

Trump…the turkey…is done.

Here is why.

I don’t want to go into the myriad of news articles that detail every little bit of information that indicates that Trump colluded AND conspired with the Russians to win his election.

But there are a couple of big bites to look at.

Trump tweeted his appreciation for one of his swamp monsters that took the 5th AND he tweeted a request for a harsh sentence for a swamp monster that flipped. This is witness tampering and it’s being done to obstruct the investigation.

Mueller recommended no jail time for General Flynn; Trump’s one-time National Security Advisor. Flynn held this role for 24 days (2.4 Scaramuccis). He did this because Flynn gave significant information about the Russia investigation. If there was a quid-pro-quo, not only would Flynn know about it but he would be in the middle of negotiating it.

Trump’s fixer, Cohen, flipped so hard Circ-de-Sole is thinking of naming a trapeze act after him. This is a guy that knows where the bodies of Trump’s past are buried. Since a lot of the investigation is looking into Russian ties to Trump, Cohen will be able to lead them to every Russian mob deal made over the last decade.

And finally, there is the Republican tell.

The Republicans, in a rare display of anti-Trump, have come out and said that the prince of Saudi Arabia was directly responsible for killing that journalist a couple of months ago.

This is a virtual first. Yes, there have been instances and individuals that have stood against Trump over his tenure but basically, they have supported him. He has been their (and Russia’s) Useful Idiot.

His time is coming to an end so the GOP has made a calculated decision to begin distancing themselves from Trump. This will work. It will work because as soon as Fox news joins the “abandon ship” movement, they will begin reprogramming their viewers to believe that Republicans always stood against Trump.

As I write this, I know it’s true. More interesting is that the book 1984 got so much right. If you’ve never read that book, read it now.

There is some light at the end of this long, tired tunnel of failure. I have heard whispers of a Republican movement called the New Republicans. This appears to be a group dedicated to restoring the Republican Party of 20 or 30 years ago. Let’s hope so.

A quick gratitude list…

Airplanes with A/C outlets
My lab that keeps gophers out of the yard
Early boarding on a crowded plane
Allowing myself to be wrong
Off road jeeping
Catch and release fly fishing
My San Diego golf brothers
Daily texts shared with Smitty and Hebes
The Army-Navy game this weekend

Go Navy!

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim

And the Walls…came tumbling down

Posted on August 28, 2018 by admin

This just in: I have to start with John McCain. He was a great man. I disagreed with him on a lot of issues but I always respected that disagreement. I knew he was taking a position that he felt was right and what was best for the country and those that elected him to office. He fought hard when he felt he was in the right and apologized when he felt he’d made a mistake. My greatest sadness, however, is that he leaves no one behind to fill his shoes.

As for the latest in a long list of Trump failures…

Trump is now boasting about a trade agreement with Mexico. I haven’t heard a lot about the details but it sounds like China has been somehow cut out of automobile manufacturing trade between us and Mexico. I think I’m fine with that. On the other hand, the Wall Street Journal says this deal may actually be worse than the original. This is not hard to believe. Recall that Trump wanted to repeal ObamaCare and replace it with the “Best Healthcare Ever”. In the end, all he, and the Republican Party wanted to do was eliminate an achievement by the opposing party at the expense of the American People.

Also….

The deal maker that thought he might get the Nobel Peace Prize is watching an agreement with North Korea slip away. In fact, it could be worse than before Trump touched it (Everything Trump Touches Dies). We gave up an exercise with South Korea to get this deal rolling. In the meantime, Russia and China are stepping in to support North Korea, belittling any “sanction” type efforts we may make to put pressure on Kim Jung Bowling Ball.

And as for the crumbling…

Trump’s campaign manager is found guilty on 8 felony counts.
Trump’s “fixer/lawyer” is found guilty on 8 felony counts and implicates Trump in one of them.
Trump confesses to breaking campaign finance laws on Fox and doesn’t even know it.
Trump family Chief Financial Officer has agreed to testify against Trump for immunity.
National Enquirer owner has agreed to testify against Trump for immunity. This is a biggie as this guy gets dirt on powerful people and then keeps it in a safe where he can use it later if needed.
Trump Chief Political Advisor, Roger Stone, has agreed to testify against Trump for immunity.
Trump’s son is in trouble for lying to Congress.
Trump’s son-in-law was just fined for lying on documents related to real estate deals.
New York is after Trump for financial misdealings with regards to his foundation.

And these are just the issues from the last 2 weeks.

But don’t forget. Obama had scandals as well. He once wore a brown suit. That was Yuge!

I would bring up how Trump treated John McCain’s death but if you support Trump, I’m sure you found a way to make this okay in your mind. Good for you.

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim

The Tip of the Iceburg

Posted on August 22, 2018 by admin

This just in: Yesterday, Michael Avenatti, the lawyer for Stormy Daniels, tweeted to Giuliani, “Buckle Up Buttercup.” Basically, the ride has only just started to get good.

The “Trump Witch Hunt” handed in 16 more guilty felony counts yesterday; 8 from his long-time lawyer/fixer and 8 from his campaign manager. Of these 16 felonies, only one really pointed at Trump. Cohen said he violated campaign laws at the direction of a Republican presidential candidate in an effort to help that candidate’s campaign.

Small stuff, really.

Isn’t that strange? The president is accused of being a co-conspirator to commit a felony crime and it’s really the least important and least illegal thing he has likely participated in for decades.

I predict Trump is going to face many, many more problems in the very near future. I think he’ll be charged with money laundering, bank fraud, tax evasion and treason.

All of this illegal stuff, in my humble opinion, is really not why I dislike him so much. I think he is a scumbag whose twisted personality is so foul it has reached out and affected the lives of every American.

He has made racism okay. He’s set back civil rights and discourse back to the 1960’s. He has damaged NATO which has been able to keep all of us safe for nearly 4 generations. He’s aligned our country with the lowest of dictators and withdrawn our standing as the Moral Authority in the world. He’s damaged international trade agreements that will lower the economic wellbeing of the entire world. He’s actively worked to enable exploitation of the planet; making it acceptable and even profitable.

And worst of all, he’s pulled back the curtain and exposed something I was in complete denial about – the fact that millions of Americans are completely okay with his behavior and even support it. Nearly the entire Republican Party, that I was once a member of, has been exposed as enablers of Trump. As he takes one swing after another at the world order pinata, Republicans gather around to scoop up their share of the ill-gotten candy that bleeds out. So long as there is candy, they will help him do whatever he wants to do.

Why do I say this? Watch the news today. Count how few Republicans step forward to wash their hands of this clown. Right now Fox News is talking about the 70 new jobs in Met Coal (used to make steel) in PA. This coal mine has nothing to do with Trump but Fox acts like he just saved the world…while failing to notice Cohen or Manafort.

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim

Said in my best “not fake news” voice

Posted on May 17, 2018 by admin

This just in: I saw some responses from Trump supporters when they were asked about the Mueller investigation. They used terms like “witch hunt” and “fake news”. In spite of the fact that there are about 20 indictments and 5 guilty findings so far, people seem to think this is all about nothing. My guess is that they watch Fox News. However, I watch other stations and maybe I’m being influenced as well.

So, I thought that I would report some facts and leave out the commentary. This will let you, the reader, make up your own mind without my influence.

Here we go…

Trump Lawyer Cohen set up a company that has received millions of dollars from other countries and businesses based on Cohen’s promise of access to the president.
A mysterious source of banned CFC emissions has been discovered coming from East Asia. These are the banned ozone-destroying chemicals.
Trump wants to help China save 75,000 Chinese jobs by helping a telephone manufacturing company that the United States has found to be a danger to national security.
China is providing $500,000,000 to a Trump-linked project in Indonesia. (Note: The announcement about this money and Trump saving China jobs came within about 2 days of each other).
Canada is pissed that Israeli snipers shot a Canadian doctor at the Israeli border with Palestine. The doctor was in Doctor Garb and helping a wounded man at the time he was shot. 60 Palestinian people died that day for protesting at the border. Note: Some protesters threw fire bombs at the fence/border.
Japan is planning on a $400,000,000 hit on U.S. Goods in response to Trump’s tariff.
Senate investigation concludes Russia wanted to help Trump win the election.
France complains to U.N. about Israeli killings of Palestinian protesters.
European Union President warns world the U.S. President is “A bad friend who acts with capricious assertiveness.”
Ebola outbreak in Congo
E.U. is willing to block U.S. sanctions on Iran.
Trump lawyer asked Qatari government for $1,000,000 which he claimed would be passed along the Trump family.
North Korea calls South Korea “incompetent”
Without evidence, Trump claims Obama put a spy on his campaign.
Two more women claim Trump paid them “hush” money.
China buys record amount of soy from India as they drop U.S. suppliers because of Trump tariffs.
13% of Americans consider Trump honest and trustworthy.
FBI head warns about Trump deal with China company ZTE.
The UK agrees with France and Germany that they can uphold the Iran deal without the U.S.
Ex-Secretary of State warns of “alternative realities” with Trump administration.
Steve Bannon asked Cambridge Analytica to help suppress minority voters.
Trump eliminates job of national Cyber-Security Coordinator.
Trump calls some immigrants “animals”
GOP lawmaker says oceans are rising because “rocks are falling into the water.”
The senate narrowly passed Net Neutrality Bill. 100% of those that voted against it were Republicans.
North Korea says it will not hold talks with U.S. unless concessions are made.
There are 186 things Donald Trump Jr. can’t remember of doesn’t know about the meeting with Russians in the Trump Tower.

So, there you have it. These are the top headlines for today. Just the facts. Make your own decision. For example. North Korea did say what the headline says. This is a fact. No speculation about what this means.

However, if I might be so bold as to notice some things….

It looks like Trump and Russia are wearing the same pajamas.
The world does not like that the U.S. reneged on the Iran deal.
Also, the world is against the U.S. tariffs.
China understands that Trump can be bribed.
North Korea looked like they were going to make it easy for Trump…but then changed their mind.
The GOP doesn’t believe in a lot of things that they are paid to “not believe in.”
Trump is a racist that thinks immigrants are “animals” and Africa is a “shithole.”

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim

Iran: Manufactured Crisis/Diversion

Posted on May 9, 2018 by admin

This just in: Yesterday, Trump pulled the United States out of the Iranian Nuclear Deal. On a completely unrelated note; Trump’s attorney, Michael Cohen, took in millions of dollars from Russia, AT&T and a Pharmaceutical company. He took it in through a shell company and speculation is that he was selling influence and access to Trump.

Getting out of the Iranian deal basically tells the world that the United States does not feel obligated to hold up its end of the bargain. I’m sure North Korea is watching this carefully.

I would like to make three points.

First, Iran has been in complete agreement with the accord. They have been off the nuclear threat map since the deal was cut.
Getting out of the deal is not the United States breaking a deal with Iran. We are breaking a deal with all of the participants of the deal which includes the UK, France, Germany, China and Russia. All of these countries told the United States to stay in the agreement.
The deal was cut with Iranian moderates. That is to say, we were able to sit at a table with the less-crazy people from Iran and eventually cut a deal. Now, we will be dealing with hardliners who would just as soon nuke Israel as not. Getting out of the deal has strengthened the position of these hardliners who have said all along, “The United States cannot be trusted.”

There is virtually no support for this move. It hurts U.S. credibility abroad. It hurts U.S. relations with its allies. It allows Iran to once again become a nuclear threat to the world.

Furthermore…there is no Plan B. We have no plan on how to deal with Iran outside of the agreement.

So…why did Trump do this?

Two reasons: First, his National Security Advisor and fellow draft dodger, John Bolton, has always wanted to go to war with Iran. Secondly, If we are looking at Iran, we might not notice that the Mueller Probe is starting to look like it will result in Trump dying in prison.

So, for no clear reason, Trump has made the world a more dangerous place.

Why? Who knows. It could be a distraction. It could be that he is just not that smart.

I suspect both.

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim