This just in: The party that brought you tax breaks for the rich, racism, and forced pregnancies has discovered the real cause of inflation. It appears to be Hunter Biden’s laptop.

I can’t make this stuff up.

Republicans held a press conference yesterday and clarified that their top priority was investigating Hunter Biden. Without proof, they assert that he used his position as then Vice President Biden’s son to make about $50,000 in Ukraine that he would not have ordinarily made on his own.

We must get to the bottom of this. Our entire nation’s economy depends on us knowing if Hunter Biden was given favors or not.

A completely unrelated topic: A year ago, Saudi Arabia invested $2 billion in Donald Trump’s daughter’s husband. The same husband that is buddies with the Saudi Prime Minister, the same guy that killed a journalist and had him dismembered for writing unflattering stories.

Back to the real issue which is, of course…BENGHAZI and Hillary Clinton’s emails. We need to find out why the previous FOUR investigations into Benghazi failed to find any evidence of misdeeds.

As far as Hillary’s emails are concerned; she testified when asked, for 11 straight hours. Yes, she was careless and got a good scolding for mishandling confidential information.

On a completely unrelated topic: Donald Trump had troves of material classified above Top Secret. This is stuff he denied having and then when he was caught with it, he said, “I used telepathy to declassify it just before you guys got here.”

Anyway, the Republican got me excited. Some of them want to get out of Ukraine altogether. Some of them want us to fold God into the constitution. Some of them want to impeach Biden on charges that they haven’t figured out yet. They are saying, “We know he did something, we just need to figure out what it was so we can impeach him for it.”

Meanwhile, on the bottom of the cover of a New York newspaper, “Local man makes an announcement.” It directs you to page 26 where at the bottom, it mentions that Trump is running for president again. Just what they need – Orange Jesus.

What about inflation? Income inequality? Abortion? Healthcare? NATO? China? Voting rights? Jobs? Trade?

I’m sure they have plans for all of these…right? Any moment now….any moment…

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim