This just in: I am thinking of writing a biography on Donald Trump. Here is my outline of chapters by title. What do you think?

1. That time Trump’s dad hired him as a consultant before he (Donald) had entered puberty as a way to avoid inheritance taxes.
2. The time Trump bought a casino and actually when bankrupt.
3. That time Trump university was shut down and fined for fraud.
4. That time Trump airline, vodka and steaks when kaput.
5. That time Trump committed adultery on 3 different wives.
6. That time on the debate stage when Trump claimed to have a big penis.
7. That time Trump organization was fined for discrimination.
8. That time Trump was accused of sexual misconduct by more than a dozen women.
9. That time Trump said it was okay to “grab them by the pussy” so long as you are famous.
10. That time Trump’s charitable foundation was found to nothing more than a family piggy bank.
11. That time Trump became president after losing the popular vote.
12. That time Trump was found to have colluded with Russia to win the presidency.
13. That time racists killed a person at a riot and Trump claimed there were good people on both sides.
14. That time Trump wanted to quit NATO.
15. That time Trump offered to let Putin interrogate Americans
16. That time Trump let Turkey run over our Kurdish allies
17. That time Trump was impeached.
18. That time Trump became the first president to be impeached twice.
19. That time when Trump lied more than 30,000 times in 4 years.
20. That time Trump tried to get Republicans to overturn the will of the people and make him president again. (aka the Failed Coup)
21. That time Trump claimed he won the election but was unable to provide any evidence in more than 70 court filings to justify his claims.
22. That time Trump threw nearly everyone in his circle under the bus.
23. That time Trump corruptly pardoned those that helped him be corrupt.
24. That time Trump admired his daughter’s breasts.
25. That time Trump cheated at golf, over and over and over.
26. That time Trump tried to get his failing golf course selected for a G20 meeting.
27. That time Trump allowed COVID to kill more than 150,000 Americans through inaction.
28. That time Trump was investigated for trying to manipulate the vote in Georgia.
29. That time Trump was investigated because of his company’s history of financial misdeeds.
30. That time he incited a crowd to storm the capital
31. That time he went to jail and married a 300lb Arian brother.

Still in the early stages but I think this could be a best seller.

Time to save the world.

Up, up and away…

Jim