This just in: Following Global outrage at Trump’s performance with Putin on Monday, the president decided to rewrite history, putting himself in a better light.
I will be paraphrasing here…
The Before Picture
Trump: I think our intelligence is wrong because Putin very strongly told me so. I also think that Putin has a great idea.
Putin: America will give us their intelligence, so we can tell how they wrongly reached the conclusion that we interfered in U.S. Elections.
Democrats: This is treason
The World: This is treason
The Republicans: NATO is good, M’kay.
The After Picture
Trump: I think that I misspoke the other day. I meant to say that “peach is the best of all cobblers, although, there may be other cobblers as well. There is just no way to tell for certain.”
Democrats: Who would believe this bullshit.
The World: Who would believe this bullshit.
The Republicans: Whew. We’re glad he cleared that up so let’s get back to doing something else.
Trump followers: We too love peach cobbler. Trump is the best.
So there you have it.
Up, up and away…